Fic: Huddle Formation - Farscape

[sugargroupie]

title: Huddle Formation
author: sugargroupie
rating: NC-17
word count: 3247
summary: He's a cheerleader in college, dating the star of the basketball team. He couldn't be more of a cliché if he tried.notes: This is... how do I explain this? A Farscape basketball AU. Yeah, I don't know. AUs are fun and some liberties were taken in this story. No beta,

Comments

[anonymous]

I LOVE YOUR FIC SO MUCH.

[sugargroupie]

AND I LOVE YOUR COMMENT, MOUSE. THANK YE.

[paigestar]

Moar crackfic YAY. The idea of John and Chiana as cheerleaders cracks me up and I love their scenes together. I would've read this fic for the J/C subtext and friendship and banter alone. And oh, John's so in love with Aeryn and once again unsure of her feelings.

But, The Vols? Seriously?! LOL.

[sugargroupie]

Ok, so truth: you inspired the John/Chi bits, but after that first scene I loved them so much together it almost became a buddy fic. I'm still thinking I should've left the porn out and just made this a friendship crackfic.

And The Vols was a last minute decision. I needed a school close by that had the reputation and record of the Vols, so. I take it you're not a fan? ;)

[ladycallie]

Guh..... nobody writes J/A sex hotter then you. Love the oral in this one.

Thank ye muchly.

[sugargroupie]

Thank you! I miss writing them but my brain if full of crackfic right now so this was the result. Hopefully I'll get back to writing them sexing all over Moya in the near future.

[aetenae]

I haven't read this yet (because I'm just now checking my lj), but that cut tag? PRICELESS!!!
I'll be commenting more as soon as I read this.

ETA: And yes! This is awesome.
Of course John is the cheerleader! And Chiana's his bff. I love that. And Aeryn, my god, she's her, you know? Kicking ass even in AUs.
And the sex is omgsohot.
And the love is ... *sigh*
And you're awesome.

[sugargroupie]

Haha, thank you, girl. I appreciate you reading this, even though it's so far removed from the Farscape universe. My friend and I got silly, and crackfic was written. Though, I'm glad you liked it.

[lalastrange]

SQUEEEE.

No, srsly, I love that you write off the wall shit just because we're being ridiculous and tossing around fic prompts that nobody wants to read BUT US. This is like being in a club. Oh Shunda, I love our ridiculous selves. *hugs*

Now lemme quote my favorite bits:

Waving her fingers in his direction, Chiana calls out, "Hey Crichton, where's your school spirit?"

John gives her the middle finger. It's his special spirit finger, in a way. "Fuck the spirit fingers.".

Chiana laughs loudly. Ever since attending their first summer of cheer camp freshman year, the Bring it On in-jokes have been ongoing. John only regrets attending the weekly movie viewings that summer a little.

Wait... CHEER CAMP? AHAHAHAHA.

Chiana nudges his shoulder out of the way as she peeks back through the doors to see what's caught his attention. She clucks her tongue, sounding somewhat resigned when she says, "She's going to eat you alive."

John cants his head to the side and smiles. "You think?"LULZ. Buddy is ruined for life and he doesn't even

[sugargroupie]

YOU KNOW? I appreciate so much that when I say, "hey, I'm writing this bullshit. It's crack and probably hilarious to only the two of us," and you're like, "post that bitch."

And OMG, I have another crackfic prompt: OK, SO. Nat gave me permission to borrow liberally from her fic "Naughty Librarian", if I needed to, but - what if I wrote a Claudia/Ben fic where Claudia is in fact a naughty librarian. And like, Ben is an elementary school teacher who brings his class on a field trip and they're both AWARE of each other, but SHY and victorian, or some shit. I haven't worked out the rest of the details but CLEARLY THIS MUST BE WRITTEN.

Haha, random caps ftw.

[lalastrange]

I will ALWAYS encourage you to post.

And...ROFL. Wait, Claudia should be all prim and proper with her soft cardigan sweaters with just THE ONE button unfastened at the very top. Her skirts are always below her knees, and Ben is just embarrassingly attracted to her, like he can't even deal. And he thinks about her at night, riding him with her long skirt still on and he has to jerk himself off because it's RIDIC how turned on he is.

And then he starts coming to the library on the weekends because he's smitten and kinda socially awkward and he has NO CLUE how else to tell her, SEXY LIBRARIAN, I WANT TO JUMP YOU.

[sugargroupie]

Ahahaha, NICE. *takes notes* Continue this off LJ? TO THE CRACKMOBILE.