My brother's goldfish was found dead this morning. It was an apparent suicide; it was found on the floor outside the bowl, obviously having been dead for some time
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Merry Christmas to you, too!super_elmoDecember 25 2005, 04:29:35 UTC
Tell us another one! It should involve the phrases "moldy turkey" and "raving mad" and be about how your Christmas is going so far and what other odd, inexplicable stuff has happened :)
Re: Merry Christmas to you, too!sugar_spunDecember 25 2005, 09:56:23 UTC
Nothing too weird has happened so far. We got up late, I made breakfast, during which time my impatient brother opened all the gifts I'd got him, we ate, we opened presents and I put on my new kaftan, we made all the duty phone calls and then cleaned up after the wrapping paper whirlwind. We discovered that our cold dead revengeful turkey hadn't defrosted so we borrowed inspiration from a certain American and nuked him. We watched Sherlock Holmes, the Wizard of Oz and ate dinner, and then watched Casablanca. Since then I have been lying in front of the fire doing a most complicated 1000 piece jigsaw and drinking nice wine, but now I'm searching the internet and planning to go to a computer shop at 9am tomorrow to buy one of their £300 laptops because they'll only sell ten at that price. Booya and Merry Christmas.
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That happened to one of my old roommate's fish. One day, it just wasn't in the bowl anymore. The only difference is, we never found it...
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Yay for presents and movies and computers and real, live fireplace fires. Christmas is awesome :)
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