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[sugar_monger]

I have several pieces of good news:
1) I managed to fix my spyware/adware problem and so my computer is now running quite smoothly. (Really, after a few minutes of research, modern technology is not at all difficult to understand.)
2) These ducks everyone's been complaining about have yet to feature themselves in my midst (the benefits that come from

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[totallynot_kira]

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[totallynot_kira]

...ravage your dead corpse? That's sick.

But fans will write just about anything. I've even seen a fic that paired you with your toes.

I tend not to dip my toes into our fandom that often. It's much safer in others'.

[sugar_monger]

Pointed taken. I've seen a fic where I watch you...do things to yourself...while eating chocolate.

My relationship with chocolate was forever changed.

...how would I be paired with my own toes, anyway? That sounds incredibly awkward. ...on second thought, I'm not sure I want an answer to that question.

[totallynot_kira]

No more details on that fic, please.

Here is the toes fic. It's not as bad as I made it sound, but still...

[sugar_monger]

You're right, it wasn't that bad. But I do not have a toe fetish.

And I do not undress you with my eyes.

But, as I said, must.respond.with.humor. *smiles*

[totallynot_kira]

Of course you have no toe fetish. It's all in the fangirl's mind. As per usual.

And of course you don't undress you with my eyes.

I like you, but as a friend.

Respond with humor?

I'll try that.

[sugar_monger]

You'll have to, what with the havoc this episode has wrought.

(...is that the humor?)

[totallynot_kira]

Is there something wrong with my humor?

[sugar_monger]

Nothing at all, Light-kun.