Butterfly.../Uruha x Saga/Line #2
Title: "Butterfly..."
Chapters: 1/50?
Theme: #3 Amusement
Author: a_grunge_queen
Fandom: the GazettE, Alice Nine [PSC]
Genre: AU, never happened but humor & perverted etc.
Rating: from PG-13 till NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Uruha x Saga and PSC family
Disclaimer: I don't own any member of PSC I used for stories. It's an easy-reading fic, bunch of funny stories
Lines:
Line #1: Social shock in amusement
Line #2: How book should be used
In PSC there is a place where actually you can hide and "disappear in unkown direction".. actually, you would disappear only in a small and nice room for non-smokers but still.. it's cool when it sounds in a different much cooler way, right?
So let's get back to the story, shall we?
Of course not all PSC bands contain from only smokers and those people, even if it's not much of them, could "hide" exactly in this small and quiet room, some kind of "Chill out".
So it has maybe not much visitors.. but actually nobody counts how much visitors it has and what exactly happens behind this closed door. This is up to your perverted imagination.
And today only one person was sitting on this dark blue sofa during a little break and..was reading.
This person was indicated like no one else except - Saga.
So, Saga was sitting and reading. Yeah, he's a very intellectual fellow.
But to tell the truth last days everyone decided to molest to him a little, so he ended on being alone for a while. And reading, because book doesn't have hands which grabs you, and book doesn't whistle.. should I continue the list?
He thought that it was just common lack of sex in everyone's lives and nothing more.
Also he thought hat he will be alone here today in calmness and silence, having a rest while looking through the book and getting what it was about.
Interrupting for a second to scratch his knee and catching the weight of the book before it could slid down from his knees and close, well.. he was really naive to think that he will be all alone forever.
Proofs?
Uruha who opened the door is a very well-grounded proof.
- And you are here...
Maybe Uruha was annoyed that he won't be here alone.. or maybe not. But he knew one thing - that people are still teasing him after "pants" accident and it was Saga's fault.
Especially Nao.. He covered his face each time they saw each other and giggled. And who's gonna tell Uru what happened with teddy bear that he reacts like this? Maybe his ass gonna tell him somaday?
Saga on his side looked up at interferior of his leisure time, while his long fingers turned the page and his gaze was brought back again between black words on white paper.
Uruha plopped on the sofa and let out long and deep sigh.
- I should punch you for what you've done.
- It was your own fault..
- Mine?!
- Of course.. You shouldn't have told me that my nose is long - to whom Saga was talking to, to the book or to Uru, ha?
- What~? You took it too close to your heart, Princess.
Again he looked at blonde man not giving any emotion with his face, but letting his sarcasm give an answer.
- Yeah-yeah..
In conclusion that for real he wasn't actually right, Uru decided to change the topic and looked around like it supposed to be written somewhere on the walls.
The topic theme came when his gaze fell on pretty large book on Saga's knees and it made him curious to know what exactly bassist was reading.
Bending forward he tried to read some part of the text and innocently asked.
- Hey, what are you reading, Princess?
"Changing the subject, ha?" Saga thought still angry. Somehow he couldn't figure out why exacly he was angry at this blond man, but he was really angry.
And..
It made some idea to come into his mind.
He turned and smiled giving an innocent look back, like he never ever had bad plans in his pretty head.
- Want to know?
His hands took the book and held it right in front of Uru's face.
Raising his eyebrow Uruha was thinking that Saga is the laziest ass in the entire world and couldn't just say few words about the book.
But then.. BAM! And "trap" was simply closed, smashing Uru's nose in between.
Native reaction made Uru lean back trying to get rid off of the book hurting his nose. "Owe-owe-oWe-OWE!!!" was everything he could say, but it sounded pretty funny.
Saga never was going to give up and now was standing above the lying guitarist, with manner of the cutest and the best nurse/doctor ever, murmuring.
- Uruha-san~, hold still for a moment, it's a plastic surgeon absolutely for free.
Whining "Saga, you're nuts!!" Uruha did first thing that came into his mind or to his body and spine - hit bassist's legs with his own, making Saga to fall on the floor right near the sofa. His nose was freed from the book which fell on the floor with its owner.
Stubborn growling and stubborn actions when Saga reached his hand and grabbed sleeve of Uru's shirt, not paying any attention that Uruha was lying on the very edge of the sofa and could..
- Woah!!
..fall on the floor too.. which he did, but his landing place was not the floor - but Saga.
Sudden weight on the top of Saga's body - and his oxygen was lost, knocked out with such weight.
With his face smashed against collar bone featuring neck, Uru responded with muffled whines.
- No, you're not nuts, you're a sadist!
- ..and you're a fucking huge and fat panda!
- I'm not fat! - with rising his head.
- When I'm going to die in few minutes because of your weight, I'll proove you wrong!
- Ugh..
Sudden sound of the opened door, which revealed bassist and vocalist of Gazette made both lying men to stop their arguing.
- Wow~.. having fun boys?
Ruki was less shocked than Reita and just couldn't leave this picture on the floor without any comments or perverted questions.
Quickly getting up Uru got closer to their vocalist, dangerously looking and warning.
- Don't even think about saying something.. - and he walked out, returning to their practice room.
Growling Saga rose from the floor, picked up his book, brushed off his clothes and followed guitarist in leaving the room.
When he passed Reita and Ruki by only corridor walls could hear his..
- Tch.. fat panda.
End of Line
Line #3: Way of healing depression
GQ
Chapters: 1/50?
Theme: #3 Amusement
Author: a_grunge_queen
Fandom: the GazettE, Alice Nine [PSC]
Genre: AU, never happened but humor & perverted etc.
Rating: from PG-13 till NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Uruha x Saga and PSC family
Disclaimer: I don't own any member of PSC I used for stories. It's an easy-reading fic, bunch of funny stories
Lines:
Line #1: Social shock in amusement
Line #2: How book should be used
In PSC there is a place where actually you can hide and "disappear in unkown direction".. actually, you would disappear only in a small and nice room for non-smokers but still.. it's cool when it sounds in a different much cooler way, right?
So let's get back to the story, shall we?
Of course not all PSC bands contain from only smokers and those people, even if it's not much of them, could "hide" exactly in this small and quiet room, some kind of "Chill out".
So it has maybe not much visitors.. but actually nobody counts how much visitors it has and what exactly happens behind this closed door. This is up to your perverted imagination.
And today only one person was sitting on this dark blue sofa during a little break and..was reading.
This person was indicated like no one else except - Saga.
So, Saga was sitting and reading. Yeah, he's a very intellectual fellow.
But to tell the truth last days everyone decided to molest to him a little, so he ended on being alone for a while. And reading, because book doesn't have hands which grabs you, and book doesn't whistle.. should I continue the list?
He thought that it was just common lack of sex in everyone's lives and nothing more.
Also he thought hat he will be alone here today in calmness and silence, having a rest while looking through the book and getting what it was about.
Interrupting for a second to scratch his knee and catching the weight of the book before it could slid down from his knees and close, well.. he was really naive to think that he will be all alone forever.
Proofs?
Uruha who opened the door is a very well-grounded proof.
- And you are here...
Maybe Uruha was annoyed that he won't be here alone.. or maybe not. But he knew one thing - that people are still teasing him after "pants" accident and it was Saga's fault.
Especially Nao.. He covered his face each time they saw each other and giggled. And who's gonna tell Uru what happened with teddy bear that he reacts like this? Maybe his ass gonna tell him somaday?
Saga on his side looked up at interferior of his leisure time, while his long fingers turned the page and his gaze was brought back again between black words on white paper.
Uruha plopped on the sofa and let out long and deep sigh.
- I should punch you for what you've done.
- It was your own fault..
- Mine?!
- Of course.. You shouldn't have told me that my nose is long - to whom Saga was talking to, to the book or to Uru, ha?
- What~? You took it too close to your heart, Princess.
Again he looked at blonde man not giving any emotion with his face, but letting his sarcasm give an answer.
- Yeah-yeah..
In conclusion that for real he wasn't actually right, Uru decided to change the topic and looked around like it supposed to be written somewhere on the walls.
The topic theme came when his gaze fell on pretty large book on Saga's knees and it made him curious to know what exactly bassist was reading.
Bending forward he tried to read some part of the text and innocently asked.
- Hey, what are you reading, Princess?
"Changing the subject, ha?" Saga thought still angry. Somehow he couldn't figure out why exacly he was angry at this blond man, but he was really angry.
And..
It made some idea to come into his mind.
He turned and smiled giving an innocent look back, like he never ever had bad plans in his pretty head.
- Want to know?
His hands took the book and held it right in front of Uru's face.
Raising his eyebrow Uruha was thinking that Saga is the laziest ass in the entire world and couldn't just say few words about the book.
But then.. BAM! And "trap" was simply closed, smashing Uru's nose in between.
Native reaction made Uru lean back trying to get rid off of the book hurting his nose. "Owe-owe-oWe-OWE!!!" was everything he could say, but it sounded pretty funny.
Saga never was going to give up and now was standing above the lying guitarist, with manner of the cutest and the best nurse/doctor ever, murmuring.
- Uruha-san~, hold still for a moment, it's a plastic surgeon absolutely for free.
Whining "Saga, you're nuts!!" Uruha did first thing that came into his mind or to his body and spine - hit bassist's legs with his own, making Saga to fall on the floor right near the sofa. His nose was freed from the book which fell on the floor with its owner.
Stubborn growling and stubborn actions when Saga reached his hand and grabbed sleeve of Uru's shirt, not paying any attention that Uruha was lying on the very edge of the sofa and could..
- Woah!!
..fall on the floor too.. which he did, but his landing place was not the floor - but Saga.
Sudden weight on the top of Saga's body - and his oxygen was lost, knocked out with such weight.
With his face smashed against collar bone featuring neck, Uru responded with muffled whines.
- No, you're not nuts, you're a sadist!
- ..and you're a fucking huge and fat panda!
- I'm not fat! - with rising his head.
- When I'm going to die in few minutes because of your weight, I'll proove you wrong!
- Ugh..
Sudden sound of the opened door, which revealed bassist and vocalist of Gazette made both lying men to stop their arguing.
- Wow~.. having fun boys?
Ruki was less shocked than Reita and just couldn't leave this picture on the floor without any comments or perverted questions.
Quickly getting up Uru got closer to their vocalist, dangerously looking and warning.
- Don't even think about saying something.. - and he walked out, returning to their practice room.
Growling Saga rose from the floor, picked up his book, brushed off his clothes and followed guitarist in leaving the room.
When he passed Reita and Ruki by only corridor walls could hear his..
- Tch.. fat panda.
End of Line
Line #3: Way of healing depression
GQ