D8< STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM LUNA LOVEGOOD, KINSFIRE! SHE DOES NOT NEED TO BE FIXED! *snarls*
"“By the way, folks - those who bet that the reason for the wedding is that I’m pregnant - well, you’ll be paying out. I give Madame Pomfrey permission to tell the results of my most recent physical. Not pregnant; haven’t ever been pregnant; and I have no intention of getting pregnant until after leaving Hogwarts.”
Five minutes later, rumors were all over the school that Hermione was pregnant with quintuplets fathered by different men who were not Harry, because the lady doth protest too much. Really. That's an exaggeration, but it's what would happen at my old school, at least. Denying it in that fashion will only make the rumors spread faster, you idiot. e_e;
“I have but a few more words to say before the meal may begin - wankel rotary engine.”That was funny back when Rowling wrote it. Here, not so much
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The part of Deanna Troi will be fulfilled by the Grangers, who talk in unison due to a screw-up with the magic-transference that Snape might or might not be responsible for.
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"“By the way, folks - those who bet that the reason for the wedding is that I’m pregnant - well, you’ll be paying out. I give Madame Pomfrey permission to tell the results of my most recent physical. Not pregnant; haven’t ever been pregnant; and I have no intention of getting pregnant until after leaving Hogwarts.”
Five minutes later, rumors were all over the school that Hermione was pregnant with quintuplets fathered by different men who were not Harry, because the lady doth protest too much. Really. That's an exaggeration, but it's what would happen at my old school, at least. Denying it in that fashion will only make the rumors spread faster, you idiot. e_e;
“I have but a few more words to say before the meal may begin - wankel rotary engine.”That was funny back when Rowling wrote it. Here, not so much ( ... )
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Every loveable character has been destroyed. All my dreams are dead. This story makes no fucking sense. I need cute kittens. And more spoon porn.
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