TWO. That was so easy. I wanna do something else.

[suckmyflame]

Last night I got bored so me and Happy went to catch those pirate dudes that Garp told us about. It was kind of boring. They kept running away! They were so lame that Lucy could've handled them herself. Hahaha. I hope I don't have to pay for for the half of the town that got messed up. It wouldn't have happened if they had just stayed put

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

You read fanfic?

[suckmyflame]

What's fanfic?

[caffinatekillua]

Stuff that chicks write.

[suckmyflame]

Oh. Why do they write it?

[flatlikeawall]

Were there pictures?

[suckmyflame]

I didn't look. Should I have?

[flatlikeawall]

You should check.

[suckmyflame]

I will later. Did you buy clothes yet?

[doubleppk]

Tabloids?

[suckmyflame]

Huh?

[doubleppk]

Tabloids are like pictures and rumors and false stories printed up in magazines that people eat up about celebrities.

People have tried to print tabloid pictures about me but always failed. The rash of no longer existent publishing companies trying to print stuff about Lucci should be decent proof of why I think.

[suckmyflame]

Oh. That's what those things are called? How weird.

[hongkingkong]

Who is Igneel?

[suckmyflame]

My dad. Who are you?

[hongkingkong]

I am Hong Kong.

Does your dad have a journal?

[suckmyflame]

I'm Natsu!

I don't think so. I haven't seen him or heard from him in years.

[starspiritgirl]

...

................

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

I NEVER.

ERZA.

WHAT.

I DON'T GROPE PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP.

[suckmyflame]

But...someone said you did. Why would they lie?

[starspiritgirl]

Because they're LIARS.

[suckmyflame]