[o] Announce

[suckers]

[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]

[Scratch is in the living room right now, scrubbing the carpet on his knees. He only noticed today, while walking around the house, that there was some teal colored splotches on it. Given the carpet is rather dark it was hard to miss at first, but it's pretty obvious that a certain boy came in without permission and

Comments

Evening Phone

[heardeadpe0ple]

What did you do to Terezi or Karkat?

Whether they're guilty or not, I'm sure you did much more then what they deserve, if they even deserve it!

Evening Phone

[suckers]

Silence, Maid. Of them all, you should understand the most when someone steps out of their timeline.

[heardeadpe0ple]

That's my job to do.

And don't tell me to be quiet, those are my friends. You obviously did something!

[suckers]

Incredible.

How all you think I will gossip about my dealings. I won't tell you. Not out of sake of hiding, but because it would be unwise to concern yourself with such affairs.

[heardeadpe0ple]

I doubt you were going to tell me anything, but it was worth a shot. [She'll ask Terezi or Karkat about it. Jerk.]

But since I have your attention. Who exactly is the girl in your house? The Handmaid? We met at school.

[suckers]

[...Oh? Well, it was unavoidable, but he won't shy away from the question.]

Yes that is her title. She has no name. [Why would he give a name to a weapon?]

[heardeadpe0ple]

That's not what I want to know. Why does she look like me and why do you have interest in her?

[suckers]

I have an interest in her because she's my daughter, in a manner of speaking. As to why she looks like you, I'll leave that up to your own speculation.

[heardeadpe0ple]

She doesn't sound like she likes you much though. [Not that she's surprised.]

[suckers]

I don't exactly give her reasons to like me. And before you ask, I won't tell you those reasons.

[heardeadpe0ple]

I honestly don't need you telling me the reasons for me to kind of guess why she'd dislike you.

[suckers]

My, she must have been quite livid about her loathing. I apologize for any rudeness that came from her behavior, but you must forgive her. She is not properly primed to communicate and socialize with trolls, much less humans. Alternia was already gone and trollkind was extinct save for you twelve heroes, so there was no one for her to commune with. It would be wrong of me to leave her to die.

[heardeadpe0ple]

She wasn't very rude. Maybe at first because she thought you made me, but that's besides the point.

I thought she was fine otherwise honestly.

[suckers]

No flagrant use of chairs as projectile weaponry?

[heardeadpe0ple]

...No?

Why do you ask?

[suckers]

Just checking.

As far as why you look and sound alike, I won't tell you. There is no pressing reason for you to know why and I rather leave it up to you to solve.