Dear Portland Emigrés

[substitute]

vegemitelover just revealed to me that he's becoming accustomed to breastfeeding in public.I am nonplussed. I had no idea he was even pregnant, much less that there was a child. As supportive as I am of breastfeeding in the early years, it's hard to see how he could get enough milk from himself to get any benefit. Has he read up on this? I wonder if he may be

Comments

[bruisedhips]

CONGRATS BRIAN! Any food aversions yet? ;)

[hersheyjumper]

Bearded ladies have been breast feeding Vegemitelover at the circus?
Ok, that sounds odd...but would anyone really notice?

[odradak]

You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be sitting around at the pub as he whips out his man-teet.
I swear I'm buying a disguise.

[brianenigma]

Is he being breast fed by The Human Tripod? She was at the geek fair last weekend.

[vegemitelover]

Don't forget that the human tripod apparently also does kung-fu. Did I also mention that she had REALLY strong hands?