Bizarre Marriage Thing I've Never Heard Of

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Jeremy & Vicka were discussing their trip to the government place to get their marriage license this weekend. Long line, go to this window, sign this, etc

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[bruisedhips]

Yes, this is the strangest thingy baggy whatthefuck ever.

I think mine had comet, trojans, windex "wipes", a pledge sample, and a family planning guide.

The sanctity of marriage, brought to you by Windex(tm)

[flipzagging]

Oh fuck. I have nothing to say and yet I feel bits of me dying as I read this.

WOW

[changeng]

when I got married, all the city of Las Vegas gave me was a revolver and a single bullet.

Why is divorce so expensive? because it's worth it.