Well, how did they get here?

[substitute]

Here are some of the searches that led people to this blog since I started paying attention to that.

1. Pigurines (#1!)
2. medieval terms of endearment for children
3. “mail order alien bride”
4. what kind of chickens have a afro
5. innsmouth community college¹

Comments

[auntiesiannan]

I would totes buy a mail order alien bride, but only if she was one of those green Orion chicks.

Or Interplanet Janet. She has to be legal by now.

[sp0rk0]

I came here looking for that slipper that's been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks.