THIS IS THE BEST NEWS STORY EVER

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Not just another Newport coke bust in a fancy hotel. This one has OUTSIDER CRYOGENICS!

Cocaine Investigation Turns Up Body Packed In Dry Ice

NEWPORT BEACH - An investigation into cocaine sales led Newport Beach police to a four-diamond hotel where they found a woman's body packed in dry ice, authorities said Friday.

Comments

[springheel_jack]

I think that story was narrated by Box from Logans' Run.

yes

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A LARGE, PLASTIC CONTAINER FULL OF DRY ICE!
A LARGE, PLASTIC CONTAINER FULL OF DRY ICE!
A LARGE, PLASTIC CONTAINER FULL OF DRY ICE!

[cataptromancer]

Not one of Gibson's better-known early sprawl stories...

Enquiring Minds Want To Know

[fattmike]

Has anyone checked to see if she still has both kidneys?

[handstil]

Oh wow.

[sooz]

haha what the hell is a screen made out of wooden sticks?