These five simple words

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Scarlett Johansson Tom Waits Record

Comments

[catamorphism]

Um, wow. Just the photo in that article is scary. I remember when she looked cute or hot rather than "wearing a frightening amount of makeup and hairspray".

[kasheri]

Terrific icon! 80's Berkeley Breathed was awesome.

[catamorphism]

iawtc :-)

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She generally is irresistable when in motion and terrifying in a still photo, nowadays. She has that wax dummy look in a headshot.

[miss_geek]

i think i want that.

[yoscott]

DUDE! thanks for posting this...

I saw the 5 words and I was like "yeah thats gonna suck" and then i previewed the site and they said "the album is going to drop" Whenever they say an album is going to drop... that HAS to be secret underground code for "this piece of shit is going to be foisted on the public whether they like it or not"

Now i just need to figure out the secret underground code for "this album is going to change the way you think about music in a good way." not that anything in the last 30 years has that effect.

[handstil]

her voice is bloody awful.

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Did you hear that 'summertime' thing? ow ow ow

[skepticle]

share the bad.

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It's on youtube, linked from that justjared page. Ow.

[whitegato]

maybe its good.
more likely its a sign of the apocalypse.

i wonder what tom waits has to say.

[p0tat0es]

Apparently he had to read about it in the paper.