Wine.

[substitute]

People tell you it's a mistake to guzzle good wine.

They are so wrong.

It just produces a high-quality guzzle experience, and there's nothing wrong with that.

You can quote me on that.

Comments

[the_angelmoroni]

i once saw someone guzzle the last 4th of a bottle of dom, it was one of the best things i have ever seen, the reactions on peoples faces that is.

[substitute]

That rules. Guzzler 4 lyfe!

[planetdracula]

dude I am so eye-to-eye with you on this one. if I can afford a good bottle of wine, why am I gonna suddenly change up my drinking habits? I take big gulps and enjoy the crap out of them.

[halfjack]

Ditto for single malt scotch -- Ralph Steadman taught me that. Doubly true if it's someone elses bottle.

[sakkaranoush]

Oooh tell me about this good wine you drank! What was it?

[substitute]

It was a California imitation Bordeaux, cabernet/merlot mix, called Archipel. Tasty stuff.

Tonight I'm drinking Amarone, like Hannibal Lecter.