From E.B. White, 1952

[substitute]

I post or at least read this every year.

From this high midtown hall, undecked with boughs, unfortified with mistletoe, we send forth our tinselled greetings as of old, to friends, to readers, to strangers of many conditions in many places. Merry Christmas to uncertified accountants, to tellers who have made a mistake in addition, to girls who

Comments

[mononeuron]

How utterly, totally, unredeemingly anti-american! With all that happy-happy-joy-joy good-fskin' cheer, when's a body to do their part to support the president to support the truups, to ensure the iranian flying saucers are kept at bay to prevent them returning and doing another 9/11 on us

[substitute]

I can never remember which flying saucers are the freedom fighters and which ones are the terrorists.

[cataptromancer]

God damn that is good, good, good.

That E.B. White and more

[torgo_x]

Everyone go buy this!