Here is your Homeland Security Competence Update:

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"Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station, the nation's largest nuclear power plant, where security officials detained a contract worker with a small pipe bomb in the back of his pickup truck on 02 November 2007. The Department of Homeland Security said there was no known terrorism link to the incident at the plant west of Phoenix, Arizona. The worker

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[ttam]

Not Brown Enough

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I think you have to have one of those bigass ugly TaliBeards to get busted nowadays. Or have an ounce of weed.

[33mhz]

Aww, go on home, ya little scamp. Try it again and I'll box your ears!

[travisd]

I think I read somewhere else that the guy is a 61 year old, normally rides his motorcycle to work, but took the truck since he was heading to California after work to visit with relatives. Sounds more like someone ditched their "trash" in the back of his truck.

[substitute]

May well be true. I'm just wondering why they'd let someone go this fast in These Here Terror Days. Probably due to insufficient Arabitude.

[halfjack]

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[fimmtiu]

A WINNER IS YOU

[threepunchstuff]

This pickup truck is not a pipe bomb.