Tuesday's Children

[substitute]

I met with Bob at Kean today so I could order a new automatic clutch for his Whizzer. (No, really

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perfect forever

[nebris]

Where's Charles Whitman when you need him?

~M~

[jpeace]

It's a toss-up as to which is more unbearable: the verbiage, the font they use, or the experience as a whole.

My favorite part: Our containers are manufactured in the Netherlands (Europe) and are made from 100% virgin polypropylene, which does not have any known risks and does not contain any phthalates. These containers are safe for microwaving; however, many parents feel uncomfortable using plastics to heat their baby’s food. All of our pomme bébé food can also be safely heated in a separate container.

Subtext: THE ENTIRE CONCEPT IS AS WHITE AS DRIVEN SNOW. AND YOU. AND YOUR PRETTY-ASS WHITE BABY.

I demand *extra virgin* polypropylene

[substitute]

They should have gone with Mont Blanc's phrase for plastic and called them "precious resin."

[salome_st_john]

WELL THANK GOD THEY SHIPPED THOSE CONTAINERS ALL THE WAY FROM THE NETHERLANDS (EUROPE) BECAUSE I HEAR ALL THOSE CARBON EMISSIONS ARE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE ALL THIS ORGANICAL FOODS!

BY THE WAY WHERE IS (EUROPE)

[jpeace]

The brackets mean it is actually a credit as opposed to a debit, so it's... Debit Europe. The first Google image search for Debit Europe returns http://www.nikkiincutoffs.com/1.jpg Therefore it involves tits. Mother's breast. Breast is best.

I'm beginning to see a mystery behind the madness.

[handstil]

You see? You SEE? Ugh.

[icariancypher]

Conrad, I hereby proclaim you my favorite part of Orange County. Your commentaries and perspective always make me laugh, and always remind me why I left.

Thanks.

[pilarcruz]

Oh thank god I failed that test today.