Costa Mesa Cultural Happenings: It's Not an IHOP Now

[substitute]

The Afghan mujahedin CIA operative-owned IHOP on 17th Street in Costa Mesa has big news. They are leaving the IHOP family to be free! With luck, they will not need any Stinger missiles to do so.

However, they do need to rename the place, and they're having a contest to do so.

Ready... set... GO!

Comments

[klikitak]

So...why don't they just keep it Ihop? That place is ALWAYS busy, I'm sure they could sell it?

[substitute]

I guess they wanted a better deal than the IHOP franchise gave them, so they're going indie. Still going to be the same restaurant.

[springheel_jack]

"Popular Front for the Liberation of Pancakes, As Mentioned In Our Previous Communique"

[skepticle]

WMD... If you can find us, we'll blow you away!

Obligatory Lame Responses

[brianenigma]

Eye Hop
uHop

[nosrialleon]

Hey, wrong side, but: Talapancaces

or even: Abu Karim Muhammad al-Jamil ibn Nidal ibn Abdulaziz al-Filistini's Country Breakfast Buffet

[nosrialleon]

er, "Talapancakes", even.