Pecked to Death by Ducks

Jun 29, 2007 22:03

Friday night! Going to hang out with John & Elan & Nicole! Whee ( Read more... )

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Usually its not baboons hensatc June 30 2007, 13:49:53 UTC
but rather orangutans that have been known to rape humans
but it their case its not the actual intromission
that causes damage
since they are rather... petite
but instead the fact that female orangs have hips
with a range of motion more similar
to our shoulders
than our hips...
leading the males to dislocate the human female's hips without much effort
they are freakishly strong
so
moral of this story
don't go into the African plains
and play with orangutans if you are
a menstruating female

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Re: Usually its not baboons fattmike June 30 2007, 14:29:34 UTC
Do you write for SNL?

If not, you should :D

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Re: Usually its not baboons anaisdjuna June 30 2007, 16:00:52 UTC
I agree!

Somebody should that's for sure. SNL has sucked harder and harder for years now.

I'd vote for substitute :-)

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Re: Usually its not baboons fattmike June 30 2007, 16:10:17 UTC
LOL, yeah, that works for me!

Hey, Mr. Tute, hope your pipe thing is solved quickly and inexpensively, with a minimum of buttcrackiness.

At least you're not in Minnesota in January ;x

PS -- LJ thinks buttcrackiness is not a word, and suggests budgerigars or budgerigar's. I stand by buttcrackiness.

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anaisdjuna June 30 2007, 16:00:15 UTC
Ugh!

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trinnit June 30 2007, 18:12:50 UTC
Didn't you just have the pad ripped up and repiped or whatever, last week?

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Organ Leroy anonymous July 1 2007, 04:59:37 UTC
Assuming your water heater is not of recent vintage, the mishap is likely due to a failure of the pilot sensor. This is a useful module which cuts off the gas supply to the heater should the pilot light blow out, thus preventing buildup of fuel-air mixture and potential kaboom. Unfortunately, when this sensor fails it defaults to safe mode, i.e. no hot water for you. New sensors are available at your local hardware store, though installation requires tools and a bit of patience.

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Re: Organ Leroy substitute July 1 2007, 06:40:20 UTC
Thank you, Dork Leroy!

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