Usually its not baboonshensatcJune 30 2007, 13:49:53 UTC
but rather orangutans that have been known to rape humans but it their case its not the actual intromission that causes damage since they are rather... petite but instead the fact that female orangs have hips with a range of motion more similar to our shoulders than our hips... leading the males to dislocate the human female's hips without much effort they are freakishly strong so moral of this story don't go into the African plains and play with orangutans if you are a menstruating female
Assuming your water heater is not of recent vintage, the mishap is likely due to a failure of the pilot sensor. This is a useful module which cuts off the gas supply to the heater should the pilot light blow out, thus preventing buildup of fuel-air mixture and potential kaboom. Unfortunately, when this sensor fails it defaults to safe mode, i.e. no hot water for you. New sensors are available at your local hardware store, though installation requires tools and a bit of patience.
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but it their case its not the actual intromission
that causes damage
since they are rather... petite
but instead the fact that female orangs have hips
with a range of motion more similar
to our shoulders
than our hips...
leading the males to dislocate the human female's hips without much effort
they are freakishly strong
so
moral of this story
don't go into the African plains
and play with orangutans if you are
a menstruating female
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If not, you should :D
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Somebody should that's for sure. SNL has sucked harder and harder for years now.
I'd vote for substitute :-)
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Hey, Mr. Tute, hope your pipe thing is solved quickly and inexpensively, with a minimum of buttcrackiness.
At least you're not in Minnesota in January ;x
PS -- LJ thinks buttcrackiness is not a word, and suggests budgerigars or budgerigar's. I stand by buttcrackiness.
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