In which salome and I discuss the ubiquity of hip roller derby

[substitute]

salome_st_john also if I NEVER see another roller derby photo again I will be so excited and I have friends in roller derby I AM SO SICK OF IT

substitute yup. we should franchise it to junior high schools and retire rich

salome_st_john oh christ best idea ever

substitute has the roller derby cute girls indie boys movie happened yet? it'll be like the Singles or Breakfast Club for this

Comments

[anonymous]

hi?

[substitute]

what?

[vanmojo]

bot?

BLEACH MARTUNI

[maps_or_guitars]

Gold.

[handstil]

You are two of my favoritist assholes ever.

So my aunt wants to open a roller rink in murrietta because WOW SURPRISE nothing to do here and my 16 year old cousin is all yay yay roller derby. I think you and Leah should pitch your idea to them. Bleach Maritni's for everyone, too, clearly.

It's really good exercise?

[klikitak]

Its great exercise, I have lost .01" cellulite, or so it seems. Ok, shutting up now. Sorry, I have nothing bad to say about Derby.

[pilarcruz]

The movie idea is golden.

I mean, what is the next step for roller derby girls? Suicide girls????

[eyeteeth]

t substitute i like teh postal service does this make me a hipster jerkhole plz reply soonest

[maps_or_guitars]

to aid in assessment please inform if in possession of
a)trilby hat and/or
b)sunglasses = or > size of face
okthxbai

[eyeteeth]

i have a brown fedora but there is no feather in the band and i would like this taken into consideration

[maps_or_guitars]

it will be noted and submitted to the tribunal with the collected evidence