This is the most ridiculous article about "immigration"

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FOLKS WHEN WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO SCREEN ALL THE IMMIGRANTS FOR CRIME STUFF WE MEANT THE MEXICANS AND BASICALLY MEXICAN-TYPE CRIME AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WHITE PEOPLE BEING DEPORTED WHEN ALL THEY DID WAS BURGLARY AND GUNS AND KNIVES AND ARSON AND REGICIDE AND HARASSMENT OF POSTAL INSPECTORS AND REGULAR OLD HOMEGROWN TERRISM? THAT'S RIGHT I

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[poncif]

a postmodern moll flanders!

i was required to read that and this is my metaphysical revenge

[dreamyshade]

*scrolls back up to find the 'woops, and then i married my brother' quote*

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Please don't make our rockets crash!

Every time the "immigration" issue comes up, some unlikely person like Rupert Murdoch or Andy Grove has to point out that they're in this position also. The pretense that "immigration" hysteria is about anything other than Mexican people falls away when a hilarious article like this is published.

Actually, you're in the perfect position to see this in action.

[nosrialleon]

(FYI: I'm in ur defense industry, payin ur scienticians

Re: Actually, you're in the perfect position to see this in action.

[nosrialleon]

(I'm in yr comments, not closin yr tag...)

[eyeteeth]

T SUBSTITUTE THIS MAKES NO SENSE SHE HAS A HILLTOP HOME IN ORANGE, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT HILLTOP HOMEOWNERS WERE INCAPABLE OF COMMITTING CRIMES??? ALSO LOL "STUDIED TO BE A TEACHER IN COLLEGE" IS THAT LIKE HOW I STUDIED TO BE A FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST BECAUSE I TOOK ONE CLASS AND IF SO WILL THAT WEIGH AGAINST ME WHEN I AM TRIED BY THE WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL??? PLZ REPLY SOONEST

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HAVE SOME MORE CRYSTAL METH AND IT WILL ALL BE CLEARER

[wrecking__ball]

Um. With so many good-hearted, clean-livin Mexicans waiting to get in, why would anyone hesitate to throw her sorry ass out? Is there a check box on the immigration paperwork for "owns-hilltop house"?