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Jan 18, 2007 14:25

Google gave me $10 to sign up for their Checkout service. When I was done, they presented me with a list of suggested stores, including quite a few useful ones, and then many, many dotcom failure stores. Examples below. I think I'll just get some cat toys, which is what I did in '98 or so when pets.com gave me $10 ( Read more... )

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threepunchstuff January 18 2007, 22:48:46 UTC

I know where you can get a great deal on some Sleazy Matures.

substitute January 19 2007, 17:56:20 UTC

Related to Victor?

nosrialleon January 19 2007, 01:15:43 UTC

alpacadirect.com
ALPACADIRECT.COM
ALPACADIRECT.COM!!!!!!!!!

klikitak January 19 2007, 02:49:05 UTC

THANK YOU.

¡cuidado! hay llamas! substitute January 19 2007, 17:55:58 UTC

ALPACAS COST TOO MUCH. SO I OPENED ALPACA DIRECT. WHY PAY SOME MIDDLE MAN WHEN YOU CAN GET YOUR ALPACA AT ONE OF OUR FACTORY DIRECT WAREHOUSE STORES? COME ON DOWN TO ALPACA DIRECT AND BROWSE OUR THOUSANDS OF UNIQUE ALPACAS FOR THE LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM, DEN, AND EVEN THE KIDS' ROOMS.

AS AL GREENWOOD WAS THE BEDSPREAD KING AND AS PAUL IS THE KING OF BIG SCREEN, SO SHALL I BE THE ALPACA KING.

freshwater_pr0n January 19 2007, 02:21:36 UTC

Back in 1998, I noticed Fogdog.com and laughed them off. I'm amazed that they're still around, eight years later. They're the longest-lasting first-wave dot-com failure that I can think of. God bless them and the trust fund that keeps them alive.

klikitak January 19 2007, 02:50:09 UTC

Fur.hat.world.

is there really, REALLY anything that there is not a market for?

substitute January 19 2007, 17:52:54 UTC

Who says there's a market for it? They're just burning someone's mon(k)ey.

Actually that and several other "niche" clothing sites appear to be one kanadian kompany that has minisites for various products. That's actually smart. Village Hat Shop is vilhat.com but they have berets.com and a few similar ones.

kasheri January 19 2007, 17:43:44 UTC

Okay, with a sick feeling of curiosity, I checked out beautysurg.com. They have a Gifts section, where they recommend giving as gifts: acne treatments, fat analyzers and chemical peal kits. I'm trying to envision the situation where receiving any of that as a gift would not be outrageously offensive.

As for cat toys, get a Turbo Scratcher
. My cats love theirs.

Fat analyzers! Fat analyzers! Fat analyzers! substitute January 19 2007, 17:51:43 UTC

The best part is that the google page that links to these is full of mysterious typos, and the whole reason I clicked through to beautysurg.com was that it was listed as "beautyurg" which sounded like a really appropriate site. Too bad.

I got the cat a smallish fake-sheep fleece to lie on, because she's crazy for the sheep feeling, like all of us.