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YOUR ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS THE LADIES HAS FAILED

Mar 10, 2006 14:47

Hey everybody! Let's go out to Sutra tonight, get plowed, and impersonate a cop! That always turns the girls' heads ( Read more... )

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substitute March 10 2006, 23:05:54 UTC

I'm sure it was showing it to the cop after being pulled over for DUI that nailed him, yeah. It's a crime just to show fake ID, right? So they can probably get him on trying to impersonate an officer in order to avoid arrest, too.

In any case: NO NOOKIE.

brianenigma March 10 2006, 23:35:08 UTC

I remember being twelve and thinking it would be really cool to have a Porsche and a cop badge (as well as a gun, an Indiana Jones whip, helicopter, secret underground layer, shrink ray gun, and time machine.) It's good to see that adults still hang on to those childhood dreams.

ganatronic March 10 2006, 23:47:04 UTC

There's been a string of incidents lately in the Sacramento area involving guys attaching a flashing light to their car and then pulling over women. They also have a fake badge on their clothes so the women don't immediately catch on. They then either rape the women right there, or escort them to a secluded spot to rape them. Reports say that many of the perpetrators are not affiliated with one another. There's just a bunch of people out there doing this. It's scary.

substitute March 11 2006, 00:02:45 UTC

There's a wonderful Laurie Anderson piece about a similar incident in the 1980s, in which women alone were actually told not to pull over until they caught the people doing this (they did) and a minor speeding epidemic resulted.

trinnit March 11 2006, 01:56:26 UTC

Would you prefer a Galls or Chiefs Supply catalog for all your impersonation needs?

Hillside Strangler torgo_x March 11 2006, 07:43:21 UTC

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