Psychopathic Parking

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[hep]

thats how i always park in my acura

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You gotta stop letting the kids drive.

[magyarok_saman]

These are the ones a person is tempted to "key" - they park that way so nobody will hit them. :P

Hugs,
Evil L

[ludickid]

Ayup. That's why God invented nice sharp keys.

[trinnit]

To look at it another way, instead of "protection parking" it could be "well I'll just stop here so I don't hit the curb"

[springheel_jack]

My plan is one day to leave the house each morning with an indelible marker and a battery-powered dremel moto-tool in my pocket.

[onda_dog]

Here's what I do. In my glove compartment, I keep a notepad and a small container full of a water/yellow food coloring mix. When I see someone with a shiny new big farm car parked like that, I write a note that starts something like: "Dear Big New Shiny Farm Car Driver: You park like an ass. Go back to your farm." At some point, I sprinkle some of the yellow fluid on the note, not so much that it's drenched but well enough that it's pretty well stained. I do this so that the the final line of the note makes sense: "In case your wondering what that stuff is all over this note, I peed on it."