I've always thought I wanted to sell shoes

[substitute]

Competition for the title "Cheesiest Heavy Metal Video Ever" is intense. For one thing, it includes some 1980s material that can only be described as seminal in every way.

Via the Exploding Aardvark and Blabbermouth, I present to you:

Hammerfall - Hearts on Fire (Quicktime)I will give you only one hint before you click: it's winter sports-related

Comments

[odradak]

Things are often better when they are burning with desire.

[mr_flippant]

I hope Acuvue didn't PAY for that product placement.

[anonymous]

That is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

[salome_st_john]

Me too me too me too. Ever.

[bruisedhips]

I too am confused by thein your face contact lens company endorsement.

[substitute]

My guess is that contact lens marketing is different in Sweden in many ways.

woah

[leolo]

The music is pretty good, as a pop-metal goes.

The video.... wah?!