Thank you Mark Morford

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You're my literary hero!

...brought up by a sadistic pedophiliac Pentecostal preacher father who only has one good arm and a decimated colon, and a narcoleptic mother with 17 cats who sucks down cases of Tab and reads the "Left Behind" books as nonfiction and who passes out every night in a Percocet haze watching endless reruns of "Knight Rider."

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mark_morford! mark_morford! mark_morford! ¡¡ARRIBA ARRIBA!!

MY HEAD IS SYNDICATED

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