Slumming for dollars

[substitute]

ENTIRE LITERARY ESTABLISHMENT TAKEN IN BY SOCK PUPPETI've seen people beg for money, lie, and make outrageous claims of things like HIV infection before and get away with it. On internet forums. And not for very long

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[ganatronic]

and a Guardian story from a few days ago.

[freshwater_pr0n]

Funny you should mention that. The pedophile who raped me really *does* live in a trailer in Pahrump, NV now. Karma's a bitch, yo.

[dorothy_parka]

it's literary scandal week!

[substitute]

It's clear that instead of whingeing about my difficult life I should flat-out lie and shriek about my impossibly over-the-top nightmare life. 3) Profit

[dorothy_parka]

every time some therapist says "you're being resistant to treatment!" you would kill them. secretly. and make it look like natural causes. then you can go on Oprah and be contrite and say you're a Criminal with a capital C. the ladies love criminals. it would be huge. you gotta do this, if not for you, then for eyeteeth who stands to profit from her internet affiliation with you. and me, because i really really need to see that rat love story on the best-seller list.

didn't you kill a man in vegas once?

[gutbloom]

I went to the Radcliffe Publishing Course with the editor, Sean McDonald. From the picture in the article I can tell that he is richer than me and I'm fatter than him. I lose on all counts.

[createdestiny]

I wouldn't be surprised if J.T. Leroy turned out to be James Frey.

That would be awesome

[substitute]

I was hoping that both of them would turn out to be Thomas Pynchon and/or Wonkette.

Besplosion

[torgo_x]

I hereby consign Leroy to Guan-tlön-amo!