Headhunter emails we never finished reading

[substitute]

I got a headhunter email just now of the shotgun variety which was even more special than these are usually. It's in the cut, with the response I wish I could send after.

Comments

[cataptromancer]

"Geographically how where will you go for a job you were interested in (miles/time/area)?"

This in contrast to "Morally how far would you go for a job you were interested in?
1) Would lie
2) Would lie under oath
3) Would kill stranger
4) Would kill loved one
5) Would spit in the face of immortal God and consign myself to the Dark Prince for all aeternity"

[maps_or_guitars]

Oh! Send it!

Send it send it send it!

Or better: send half a dozen responses, by different authors, responding to the same questions. Or take different approaches:

Or give him all the answers you're certain he'll want to hear, except the one where you say you eat babies and poop on the floor.

[bruisedhips]

Oh please do it please please please. I get at least two a week but I could never be so hilarious. Please!!!!

[mcpino]

In your own words give me a brief but specific comment about your experience in these areas?

This is a statement? Or this is a question.

[fattmike]

I think you need a new EMail address from which to send that letter. I also suggest using an internet cafe in Botswana because you don't want to make it TOO easy for Roger to find you. :)