It just wouldn't be Christmas without .40 hollowpoints

[substitute]

Santa Claus Uses Handgun to Protect Children From Terrorists

Here's the Christmas card sent out by the Citizens Committee to Keep and Bear Arms:

Comments

[hweimei]

Chow Yun-Fat would never act so irresponsibly! You're supposed to hold the baby in your arms, dammit!

[substitute]

You know, replacing Santa with Chow Yun-Fat would be a great idea in so, so many ways.

[mcpino]

but raining hot brass from an autopistol on infants is very poor form.

Ah, but you'll notice Santa is a Lefty, and has conveniently put his thumb over the ejection mechanism, thereby sparing the Baby Jesus from the Hot Brass Rain. Jamming the gun so he only gets one shot off, but sparing the Baby Jesus.

[foo2rama]

I am pretty sure the BBJ would stop the dynamite.

[frobisher]

You are my hero.

[seriesfinale]

That kid on the far left is awfully young to have such a wry smile.