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substitute

dept of black humor and perspective

Nov 22, 2005 15:23

IT COULD SERIOUSLY BE WORSE (AP story, headline du jour)

ow, brain, owowowowowowowow, owowowowow, owow, doh, fuck, ouch

Comments 6

Doh! vanmojo November 22 2005, 23:28:33 UTC

I don't want to be uncharitable or insensitive, I'm just sayin' a brother needs to learn how to duck...

nosrialleon November 22 2005, 23:43:21 UTC

Hit me in the head ONCE with a train, shame on YOU.
Hit me in the head TWICE with a train, shame on ME.

ranai November 23 2005, 02:45:30 UTC

Alternately, he could have pissed the bed then set fire to his apartment.

hweimei November 23 2005, 03:48:31 UTC

Funny...that one was neck and neck with the two-train tard for Aardvark Headline of the Day.

(That'd be me being uncharitable and insensitive, by the way.)

ranai November 23 2005, 04:25:10 UTC

I want to work for AP, writing their headlines. Clearly you have days where they just write themselves.

gutbloom November 23 2005, 13:31:02 UTC

I hear his mother saying a deadpan "Parker got hit by another train today."