Attacking the darkness.

[substitute]

So here's the plan. I'm going to sell Dungeons & Dragons, specifically I think "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons", as a cult. The idea is that the D&D books, while masquerading as a game, are actually the keys to an ancient and powerful spiritual tradition. And I alone am the chosen one who has been given the burden of showing Mankind the Way. The

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[yoscott]

I think the levels should be called Gygaxes

I CAST MAGIC MISSILE, INTO THE DARKNESS!

[nosrialleon]

Hey, worked for H.P. Lovecraft's stuff.

[mcpino]

I can't find the link for the application form?

[kineticfactory]

Don't forget the goth angle. IT-geek goths have a lot of discretionary income to put into asserting the profound darkness of their tortured souls, trying to be scary, and shit like that.

You may want to look at various neo-Satanist cults/scams, like the Temple of Set and the Process Church for examples.

[halfjack]

This might ideally be marketed as an expansion product.

I can see it

[zebulon_y]

Deities and Demidorks

requires

Operating Monster Manual III

requires

3rd Edition Core Ruleset

[trinnit]

Be sure to go Door to Door
Selling the D&D books