teen maenad mall rampage flashback

[substitute]

In 1997 I had a very close call. I was living in Kansas City at the time. I went to the mall to get something you get at malls like underwear or light bulbs, and when I came out of a store I noticed lots of security guys and roadies, and something being set up that looked like a big stage. I asked what was going on and they said that current teen

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The Horror

[mr_flippant]

Being in a girl frenzy probably sounds like more fun than it actually is.

Re: The Horror

[substitute]

Yeah, I was thinking that some guys would be "oh wow cool assaulted by teen girls" and then they'd realize that this was a very unsexy way to death.

[djfntstque]

I saw Samuel L. Jackson at the mall once, and nobody noticed.

[substitute]

I used to see him at Roscoe's all the time in Hollywood. I always wondered how those amazingly skinny black celebs ate all that chicken & waffles and didn't balloon. I'm suspecting a combination of bulimia and severe eight-hour personal training sessions.

[tuliphead]

This could have been you!