or maybe some paracetamol

[substitute]

1. Don't mess with Icelandic women: On October 24 1975, 90% of Iceland's women refused to work, cook or look after children.
   
   
2. Don't mess with Japanese guys: A Japanese man was so enraged by an acquaintance’s failure to address him with an honorific that he stabbed the man to death with an umbrella.. It was the second killing with an umbrella in Japan

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[switchstatement]

haha, have you read aristophanes' lysistrata?

[substitute]

Yeah, exactly! So awesome. Lysistrata with vikings.