mp3 du jour: Yo Butt Ain't Made for That

[substitute]

This is being passed around a lot. This preacher starts in against today's independent women and then completely loses his shit. I won't spoil it further.

Yo Butt Ain't Made For That! (750K .mp3)

Comments

[threepunchstuff]

Best enjoyed when you picture Eddie Murphy's sweating evangelist from Coming to America.

Sweating, always sweating

[torgo_x]

I prefer to imagine him as Slick Rick and/or Beetlejuice.

Re: Sweating, always sweating

[threepunchstuff]

The "Membranes & Blood Vessels" soliloquy is something Beetle would say. The rest is all Slick.

[so_gracefully]

WHOA, just because no girl wants to date your kid because he has such a scary-ass dad doesn't mean they're all lesbians.

[mcpino]

"You need a screw and a nut!"

*tears rolling down face, ribs aching*

...I think we've found the "nut."

[autodidactic]

IT AIN'T NATURAH...!!!

A.

[satoribee]

Oh my god, I'm dying laughing... tears.streaming.down.my.face!

How did he make the jump from working women to lesbians to anal sex anyway?

"...all the girls are gay and the two that are straight are ugly!"

Christian values, all the way.

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[33mhz]

I wonder how those two girls got left out. Maybe they did really poorly at try-outs.

[satoribee]

And a whole class with lesbian teenagers? I so grew up in the wrong era! ;-)