The 7'1" behemoth you adore on TV just had you arrested, meathead.

[substitute]

Every dumbass sports fan's nightmare: Busted for gaybashing by Shaq.

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[sachmet]

STOP IN THE NAME OF KAZAAM!!!!

[potatohead]

I don't know why, but the thought of Shaq as a police officer frightens me. I suppose there are worse people though, including some who are already in the police force.