To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Ryn's here! And jolly. And he and Aly are being chummy because David's all up in her head. And Kali's here and they talk shop and I sit here feeling like a fourth wheel, which are usually necessary! They're out searching and I am stuck at home with the skull, making dinner.

I can't make dinner! I'm a gardener! I can grow it! I made

Comments

[deirdre_ionuin]

Whoa. I knew you were bendy but whoa. Lucky Spectre and Mary.

[suave_thomas]

I can put my legs behind my head too, but that kind of leaves you open for nutshots.

[deirdre_ionuin]

Personal experience?

[suave_thomas]

I have big brothers...

[slinkster_ghoul]

Call me too?

[suave_thomas]

Absolutely.

[in_spectre_mors]

Ryn... is jolly? My, this is new.

Thomas, honey, you will never be useless. When the time comes, you'll know why you're there. And in the meantime, I know James will have been thrilled to hear from you. Which I would be, too!

[suave_thomas]

He IS! Apparently being dead suits him well. He's positively...positive!

I called James and he sang to me and it was adorable! Would you like me to call you so you can sing to me too, you big hinter?

[in_spectre_mors]

Well, we do like positive! I'm glad he's bringing that to the place where you are, Thomas.

I would love to sing to you, my darling! I may have been a little transparent, there.

[suave_thomas]

Me too, because I'm a miseryguts.

That's alright, I like to see you! Or...something that makes sense?

[demon_svetlana]

Ryn! Yay!

Want me to help with dinner? I'm not great, but two heads are better than one.

As the actress said to the bishop.

[suave_thomas]

Yay indeed! At least a real Indiana Jones is here. Thank Christ.

Sure, Babe. I'd like that.

...?

[demon_svetlana]

He certainly does have something of that about him. Makes him all sweaty, though.

Well, you know, implying that naughty bishops have affairs with actresses... but the bishop couldn't get it up, so there was a second head, probably a dildo... Yeah, I probably was pushing the whole actress / bishop thing with that one. Peter would have done it better :(

[suave_thomas]

Yes, but that's just manly, right?

No, I'm just a monk who occasionally needs help with dirty interprutation! :D

[empress_tasha]

Huh. Who'd have thought it? I guess death really does become some people.

Nice work on the splits. Very nice indeed.

But yeah... I want Dad back too. This whole thing could be done now, and that would be very okay.

[suave_thomas]

I seem to handle things better dead, now notwithstanding.

Thanks! I'm hoping it will excite Spectre and Mary sometime that is not now.

Yes. Yes it would. How are you feeling, Tashachka?

[empress_tasha]

I think part of that is probably just that you've been that way for so long, that it comes naturally to you. We all have our ways of being.

Haha, I have no doubt they will be very excited. You're exciting, and they're particularly excitable when it comes to you.

How I'm feeling is an interesting question. "With difficulty," might be the answer. I'm very dissociative. It's still hard to convince myself for any length of time that all this is real. It's hard not to wish that I were back with Magnus, if only it would mean that Dad wasn't with the Templar, and the people who died to save me were alive.

[suave_thomas]

Indeed we do.

Are they now?!

Oh, sweetie. I'd rather have you right where you are. I love you.