To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Mary=yum. WetMary=Even more yum. Even if I did sneeze on her (that...wasn't why she was wet. Uhm...that was the shower...)

Clearly, I am feeling much better...and especially now

Comments

[father_peter]

I said something about bling too, I'm almost sure of it...

I tend to get more sarcastic and offensive after I've been tortured...

[suave_thomas]

That was later on when we were talking about the rosary I gave Mums. You called it Nunbling...

I don't think anyone could blame you for that, Petunia.

[father_peter]

Nunbling! That's right! Hahaha god, I'm hilarious.

Ahem. I have more presents for you tomorrow! Thomas! I can come bring you presents every day!!!!

[suave_thomas]

Not arguing with you there!

Peter, I don't need presents! Not that I'm saying no, bring the presents by all means! I love than you can bring them every day. And I love you.

I keep thinking "God, I have to leave soon, I have to leave soon and I wasted all my time here being sick" and then I remember...and it makes me smile.

[in_spectre_mors]

Well, I'm very glad you're feeling so much better, Thomas. It's good to see you... up and about, as it were. I can't wait to see you in this purple fedora. That would make for a very interesting alternate take on Indiana Jones...

Indiana Jones and the Unholy Pimping?

[suave_thomas]

Haha up and a...yes quite! It was good to be!

You think Indiana Jones was a gay pimp?!

[in_spectre_mors]

I'm sure it was very good indeed!

With all that leather and stubble? I really can't imagine he was anything else...

[suave_thomas]

And steamy! Though that could have just been the steam...

Oh you're so right. Indi was such a hunk. I want to see that new movie, Baby! You know...when I feel like it'd be a good idea to actually leave the house or something.

[empress_tasha]

Wow. You know you're in love when even sneezing on your wife doesn't ruin the mood. I'm really glad you guys had fun!

Hehe, Pimp Daddy Thomas. I can live with that.

[suave_thomas]

Yes well...she is 500 and she was a plague nurse. She's totally used to it...

I could SO be a pimp daddy!!

[empress_tasha]

Mmm, Plague. Yep, that'd do it...

Bow-chica-wow-wow.

[lady_with_thee]

One of these days, I'll teach you to lance a bubo.

[seminalsemiotic]

*giggles* You and Mary are so cute with your shower sex! I'm so going to say, "Gesundheit" every time you have sex now...

Ah, that would be Peter's sermon about the sacred and the profane. I thought it must be about that time of year.

[suave_thomas]

Are you planning on being there when I have sex, or just mocking me afterwards?! I just have to know for logistical purposes, you see!!

His sermons are always incredible! Especially when they're profane!

[seminalsemiotic]

Oooh, well, if you wouldn't mind me being there, I'm sure I might be able to get some helpful notes... *grins*

Peter's Sermons of the Profane: A Better Way to go to Church.

[suave_thomas]

I think everyone is familiar with the fact that I am extremely self-assured... An audience doesn't frighten me! Unless you raise you hand and expect to be called on...

Damn straight! Or gay!

[toey_chloe]

WOW Peter says the best things...

Nunbling, HAH!

Glad the Marysex perked you back up, dying of chicken pox would've been the most embarrasing way to go...

[suave_thomas]

Doesn't he, though?!

My momma wears nunbling!

Yes I know. And see, it would have been my SECOND death. To be brought back, only to die AGAIN of chicken pox...that's beyond sad...

[toey_chloe]

Your momma rocks the casbah.

It's kinda so sad it's funny... Cept I had the pox a while ago and if anyone had called that funny I would'a throttled them, so I won't. But it'd be a new kind of twisted.

[suave_thomas]

My momma rocks everything!

Now that it's over, I can see the humour in it. I wasn't SO amused by the swollen brain. And I'm not ready to run a marathon yet. But at least I got rid of the pox!