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[suave_thomas]

Heh. I suppose it wasn't the best idea while at the grocery store, to point to a magazine that someone was reading and squeal "That's my boyfriend!!!" But it was true, it was my Spectre, and it was out of my mouth before I thought about it beyond the 'yay' part. And of course the girls who were reading said magazine just looked at me like I was

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[in_spectre_mors]

You're so not filling my bathtub with popcorn. Unless Mara asks really nicely, with those big eyes of hers.

Just be glad you're not Antonio Banderas. Apparently he gets swarmed by geriatrics.

[suave_thomas]

I think she could get almost anyone to do almost anything with those...

I think the girls thought I was using you to try to kidnap them or something. "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND, COME GET IN MY NOT INCREDIBLY UNSUSPICIOUS VAN AND YOU CAN MEET HIM!" Or...something.

Oh...dear? My mumsie could swarm me!! Incidentally, who do you get swarmed by...?

[in_spectre_mors]

I think you're absolutely right there.

Oooh, good point. I'm sure it's an awesome pick up line. "Hey, I'm Spectre's boyfriend. If it's good enough for him... nudge nudge, wink wink."

I tend to get swarmed by girls who prefer gay men... it's an interesting phenomenon...

[suave_thomas]

And then she giggles and it's the end of me, Baby.

Yeah, I totally use that all the time. Really though, I was so excited just to see you there. I'm such a nerd...

OH MY GOD, I'M PETER!

That is indeed a very strange phenomenon. They like that you are not attracted to them?

[seminalsemiotic]

*giggles* I should try that with Deirdre and see what happens!

I can't believe Mara had never had popcorn before. Well, I can, but it sucks. On the upside though, she's going to get to experience so many new things now *smiles* She must be so happy!

[suave_thomas]

Do it!! The article had her in too! She was all *poses sexily*

We had popcorn and chocolate sauce (not together) for lunch and then Abby spanked me and fed us both sandwiches as well... I love her so much, Renee. I don't even want to let her out of my sight in case I miss something!

[seminalsemiotic]

Oooh, I could do that too! *grins*

*giggles* For a moment there, I wasn't sure if you meant Abby or Mara! They're both adorable, after all. I'm sure you deserved the spanking!

[suave_thomas]

I know you can!

Well it's probably true about both of them! As you say, they are both adorable and I love them very much.

[empress_tasha]

EEEEEE! ASH! OMG OMG I WANT HIS SHIRT!!!

Feeling better now?

You should show Mara caramel popcorn. Though she might never want to eat anything that's not popcorn again...

[suave_thomas]

I would so give you my shirt.

I will! Caramel corn day is tomorrow!! It's a auspicious day.

[empress_tasha]

I would wear it with knickers and nothing else. Or maybe just nothing else.

It's totally an auspicious day. It's the day before my birthday!

[suave_thomas]

Lucky shirt!! And lucky Hope ;)

Tasha's Eve is popcorn day.

I am getting you the biggest present!!!!