AUGH IPODS ARE WORK. For realz. Shit, I'm too tired for this. I'm talking crazy. Putting all of my CDs onto my iPod so I don't have to take them with me has driven me mad. Mad I say. And I'm not nearly done yet. AUGH ( Read more... )

SPIDERS that can JUMP are the DEVIL. That is all.

So my wisdom teeth are gone. And I would just like to say that Vicodin is not my friend, as it is basically useless. Unless I am looking to sleep and vomit all day, which I am not. It doesn't hurt enough to be worth that. I don't like painkillers anyway. And I want real food, but I can't open my mouth that wide or chew. I never ever want to see ( Read more... )

HAHAHHAHA HARRY POTTER OMG I CAN'T EVEN.

So in 18 years of living, I've never had a best friend move away while we were still best friends. For the record, it sucks. A lot. And it's been what, 5 hours? Yeah, about. All part of growing up, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

The internet is being less than amusing tonight. In fact, I am highly unamused at its inability to work at all properly. However, ebay seems to be the only thing that is working. So I am spending money. It's a conspiracy, definitely. I guess I'll have to spend my time doing something else, like watching movies or reading. Oh woe ( Read more... )

Pax super totum sanguinarium globum! So I've just realized that in defending A Portrait blah blah to Jess for so many weeks, I talked myself into liking it maybe just a little. Imagine that. But really, I just like the pretension of saying "peace over the whole bloody globe" in Latin. Also, "let's go play handball" (Nos ad manum ballum jocabimus). ( Read more... )

This man is 30 (!!!) today. 30! I am officially a member of the wrong age group. For serious.

Now who wants a birthday fuck?
(Who sort of sounds like Hugh. I win at puns. But lose at life.)

I'M GOING TO USC. AND PAYING NO TUITION.

OMG OKAY NOW I'M JUST FREAKING OUT. SERIOUSLY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USC, GIVE ME SOMETHING. A NOTICE ABOUT YOUR HONORS PROGRAM, ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. PLEASEEEEEEEE.

Also, I would really like the first season of The Invisible Man released on DVD in the US. I love love loved that show, and I do miss it so. Actually, I would like both seasons ( Read more... )