epiphany!

[suannz]

So I was talking to Sarah the other day... And it suddenly it me! Here's my theory:

There are only three kinds of males in this world -

A. The Players. The ones who know exactly what to say and do at exactly the right time. It's like they carry a handbook of "The Things To Do/Say Whenever X" in their brains. They're the ones that every girl

Comments

[stormshelter]

I'm honestly surprised it took you this long to get this. Most guys have worked this one about by age 18. Here's a tip though, Type A and Type B are the same guy. The real goal is to be somewhere between type B and C, be sweet and understanding, but also enough of a dick to keep girls interested.

For further reading see The Asshole Reformation.

You'll get a kick out of it.

[suannz]

lol i'm STILL reading the stuff that this guy wrote along the years!

[mekare_enra]

I agree with the person above, really. My boyfriend is a B and C combo (heavier on the C than the B).

xx

[suannz]

yes! i agree with him too! i dunno why i didn't think of it before. it seems so obvious now lol. somehow in my mind, the boundaries completely separated each category from the other.