Fic: These Things, I Thought They Only Happened In Movies With Arnold Schwarzenegger

[suaine]

Title: These Things, I Thought They Only Happened In Movies With Arnold Schwarzenegger
Author: suaine
Disclaimer: I do not own this piece of fiction. It walked up to me and beat me over the head.
Rating: R/Crack
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur, Colin/Bradley
Summary: Arthur shoots a magical deer, then a fertility goddess shoots him up.
Notes: I was promised

Comments

[acetamide]

I think I might be just a little bit in love with you right now.

For srs. This is fucking awesome - Merlin/Arthur and Bradley/Colin (\o/) and Uther/Gaius aside, it's a perfect blend of crack and romance and just mmmmmmmmmmmmm brilliance.

♥

[suaine]

I blame most of this on other people. I was bribed! ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[vermontypython]

I inhaled orange juice from LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

Needless to say, you're a genius. XDD

[suaine]

Thank you :)

[silverindie80]

Aw this is sweet! i like the ONCE and FUTURE parts, its a nice contrast :)

[suaine]

Thanks. I thought the Once/Future would give this piece of crack some kind of sturdy frame ;)

[b_c_draygon]

I have to agree with Colin. That was a bit brilliant!

I love how you've interwoven The Story with Bradley and Colin's reactions to it. (Belly armour! Chainmail baby shoes! XD) Also: the vial turning blue! *gleeful cackling* This is possibly my favourite 'Future' bit, though:

""How does that even work?" Bradley yells, but they've had this argument ten times already and everyone except him seems to think it's the most brilliant thing in the world.

Julian just grins and waves his script in the air. "Really, between unicorns, magic and talking dragons, this is what gets you?""

Oh, and that last section, when Arthur's on the battlefield giving birth ... that's powerful. And beautiful, and scary. For all that this is a bit cracky and bizarre, it's somehow really gorgeous, as well. (Aw, Igraine! <3) This is how m-preg ought to be done. *nods*

*waits impatientlyfor the art you were promised*

[suaine]

I had so much fun writing this and if and when I get art, I'll post it here :)

[chinawolf]

You are AWESOME.

[suaine]

*giggles* I was made to do this XD It's not like I was just waiting for a reason to write Arthur!mPreg ;D