BY FLIES!!!!
how DARE they exist
wheeeere do they get off?
...SO RUDE!
i was trying to umpire girls running around in skirts.
nup
i was attacked!
i turned to this guy who umpires (why? i dont knoooow)
and was all.
LOUIS! IM BEING RAPED! GET THEM OFF ME!
and hes all
"i know! i look like a retard running up and down doing this *waves arms franticly*"
i was
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I was just saying today, that when I'm mega-rich I'm going to pay someone to make a virus or a poison that kills all the flies in the world. I'm pretty sure they don't DO any thing other than pissing people off and getting eaten by spiders, and I'm sure spiders would rather eat other, less irritating insects.
We didn't get to see matt play because we had to go to the corner :(
But we had a pretty fantastic night. And I drank many coronas (not had one before and they are good). Actually, I may have had too many and I felt a bit bad. And 24 hours later I still felt a bit tipSy.
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spiders must have been recently affected by the media, they ALL must have eating disorders and wish to be as skinny as daddy-long-leg ones BECUASE! they are NOT EATING! they caaaant be! not with how many there are around the place! by-george i was swatting till i was dropping i tells ya!
plleeeeaaaassseeee get rich and do that soon karl
i'll be much appreciative (and i'll also be your best friend...NOT FOR THE MONEY! :) )
i HEARD you were there and then werent (jam tin)
i was disappointed i missed you (i suppose chris too pffffft! ;) )
BUT YES!
FINALLY! soooomeone who agrees with me
coronas ARE the best! AND AND AND!
im sooooooo glad its not just meeeeee
but i honestly have ONE and im tipsy as anything!
two would have me fighting with gravity...
three i'd be having my stummy pumped!
they are supposed to be a light beer and yet so potent in effect!
im almost proud of the producers!
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that said though, have you seen/heard the gnarls barkley cover of 'gone daddy gone'?? way to suck the soul out of a song, band. Raped by insects sounds pretty harsh though. imagine mosquitoes & shit, they could penetrate directly through your open pores. it'd be like a million orifices ripe for the ravaging!
there, now i've gone and gotten myself all hot and bothered with this talk of bugsex. Hah! Sounds like buttsex. Genius. sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs.. well... once they're under the covers i guess it's open season isn't it?
tiiiiiimmmy z
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Quack
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if hes not doing a single show i might not mind if we go to john mayer?
hehehe
TELL NO ONE!
no srsly
NO ONE
hahha
you more sex !
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