To Konata

[stupidly_dead]

Hey hey apprentice, I just wanted to send along the first little batch of apprentice trades to you to try out

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[konatamer]

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Um. T-Thanks, Jarrod-sensei.

[konatamer]

And the Light's telling you what two teenage girls are doing at any one point in time?

... wow, the priests in your world must have the best jobs ever.

[stupidly_dead]

Hehehe, no one said the Light was perfect. Or refined. Or not spying on someone. I swear there's probably a Naaru somewhere around here.

[konatamer]

It probably watches anime. A Naaru?

[stupidly_dead]

Powerful beings of Light. I suppose they're similar to the Earth-concept of Angels.

They look like multi-faceted floating gems.

[konatamer]

Ooh, okay. They're basically Holy Elementals, right?

... that... look like gems. Huh.

[stupidly_dead]

Yep. I wish I had a photo to show you. They're pretty cool looking.

[konatamer]

Well, it beats the USUAL winged-angel symbolism, doesn't it? Where're they from, anyway?

[stupidly_dead]

Apparently they're aliens who came along with the Draenei. Who are aliens.

[konatamer]

... aliens.

[stupidly_dead]

Aliens. Big Glowing Crystal-Like Aliens. Who are angels.

[konatamer]

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So, um. Most of the healing spells and all the holy-element spells and all the cool paladin-like things that people do in your world are drawn from aliens?

[stupidly_dead]

You got me. I always though the Light was some kind of big divine tangible force but when I first met A'dal in Shattrath City, well, yeah. There goes theology out the window.

[konatamer]

... so does that mean that all the demons in your world are aliens, too?

[stupidly_dead]

Yeah, now that you mention it? Probably. They come from the Twisting Nether anyhow.

[konatamer]

I was kidding

... um, it might be easier if I ask you "who ISN'T an alien?"