[First Chorus] Raziel can clean his closet!

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Rejoice my brethren, I, Raziel have finally concluded the dusting and organization of my closet. All the scrolls have been placed neatly on the left side, all of the quills on the right. According to my housemates, this is supposed to boost my productivity and allow me to stop asking them for things. I find that this is the best solution for both

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[scroll_heir]

You still go here...?

I thought you left two years ago!!

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I...

I have been very busy. And time flies, when you're cleaning closests and watching the weather...

[scroll_heir]

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You've been cleaning your closet for two years?

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And watching the weather.

[dramatic_cape]

I appreciate a man who keeps a neat house, Mr. Divinus. Cleanliness is, as the say, next to godliness.

I'm not sure if we've been introduced. I'm Lelouch Lamperouge, seventh-year Slytherin and Head Boy candidate.

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Really? Gods typically don't need to wash.

I am Raziel, fourth and almost fifth year Hufflepuff and guardian of Hogwarts' skies.

Lulu is baffled XD

[dramatic_cape]

...Which is why they're always clean!

I'm sure the skies are safe in your capable hands, Mr. Divinus.

ahaha defensive 'tude right here

[stupidest_angle]

I knew that. You don't think I knew that?

They are.

[prettypinkdeath]

A spider animagus? I'd love to hear that story.

Does it have a happy ending?

spelling errors are intentional~ :3

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[Raziel covers his journal in embarrassment, before realizing that she can not read the partially drawn stick figures slinging webs]

It's only a draft, but at your request, I will gladly share what I have so far. I think that the ending is really uplifting.

Spider Animagus Man walked down the hallway, picking up erroroneus frist years and telling them to get to class. He was a bacon of truth in the dark halls of hogswarts, making sure that all was well was what he did because he was a really great man. A great Spider Animagus Man. Trolls or Dark Wizards could try to attack, but he would just turn into a spider, disapearing into the cracks of the bricks in the wall. And in the dark of night, he would Smite the Dark Wizards using his webslings of truth, sending them back into the firey infernoes from whence they came, condeming them to an eternity of blistering, agonizing pain until they finally repented for there sinful ways.

[prettypinkdeath]

[Claps her hands excitedly to herself before she writes a reply.]

That's wonderful! I love it! Where did you get an idea like that for a story?

awww Euphie <333

[stupidest_angle]

Thank you! I completely came up with it all by myself!!

[hasfuzzybrows]

This is wonderful news indeed, Raziel-san! Congratulations are definitely in order!

[stupidest_angle]

I agree! Thank you Lee, it was a trying endeavor, but I perservered until it was finished!!

[notthatharry]

You might say it's the news I've waited my whole life to hear.

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I am thankful that I was the one to deliever it.