Raziel Can Stop Heathens!
Attention students, I, Raziel, the guardian of Hogwarts' skies and protector of the innocents must tell you all that we are in horrible danger! I have proof that there is a HEATHEN in our midst, one whose evil ways must be stopped before they harm us all!
If you see this man:
Do whatever you can to stop him!
But be warned!!
He can shapeshift, and his hair is possessed by the devil himself!! He is also immune to the blessed of waters of Hawaiian punch and the mana of cupcakes.