ONE THOUSAND COMMENTS

[stupid_thing]

Stolen from i_heart_vaughn

This is a test, my pretties. Only a test.

I want this entry to reach 1,000 comments. Yes, one thousand

Comments

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

La la la la la la...

_Ava_

[stupid_thing]

Lalalalala

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

The spam, it is fun!

_Ava_

[stupid_thing]

My comments do not count. But I will comment anyway.

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

See? SPAM!

_Ava_

[stupid_thing]

I ate that for three months straight once. -miserable-

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

I know what you mean...
I lived off condiments, and thanks to what some bastards put in them, I ate only Ketchup.

_Ava_

[stupid_thing]

What's wrong with mustard? I only eat mustard..... -fears-

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

Feel free to bash me over the head with a frying pan if I am getting too unruly, but I figured I might as well chip in to help you reach your goal by posting whatever obscure and obscene brain candy happens its way onto my fingers.

In other words...
SQUEE!

_Ava_

[stupid_thing]

Ooooh, post as much as you wish! If I do not reply, do not be offended though. lol. I would love to come home.. rather back online.. to an inbox full of spam.

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

No worries at all, I understand completely. I only respond when I can think of something to say, and that is not nearly often enough.
A little note, though - I shall try to keep some sort of thread going here (as best I can), so you might want to turn off the e-mail updates for LiveJournal so real letters can get through as well.

_Ava_

[stupid_thing]

I shall.. right now. So if you comment somewhere other than here, IM me and let me know as I am also putting a vacation response up now.

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

Poor animal...

_Ava_

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

Though this I do find funny.

_Ava_

[dreamptnepenthe]

Dearest Maritza,

Whoever cared about stupid humans anyway?

_Ava_

[stupid_thing]

I no longer do.