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[bellasmommy]

Fuck you for DARING to utter the word 'church' in front of my agnostic self!

Fuck you for thinking that just because I'm thin, I'm healthy. LET ME TELL YOU, I AM NOT. SO TAKE THAT.

And fuck you for saying GOOD MORNING to me! HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM NOT HAVING THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE?

GAWD.

I wonder if she's childfree, too.

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Comments

[leaksgeek]

I farted.

[cooperwench]

...again?

[leaksgeek]

What do you mean again? I haven't farted before that time..not even once in my life.

[cooperwench]

Dayyuuummm, we were lucky you didn't freakin' ESPLODE!!

[mrdarcy_bunny]

What a jolly ray of sunshine!

"How dare you talk in front of me?! HOW VERY DARE YOU!?"

[fatchocobo]

I knew this would end up here.

[reve119]

These "complaints" are worthy of writing a post for fuckyoulist?
How great must her life be.

[grlathena]

This is what I am wondering. There's nothing else that pissed her off more today? Really?

[berkeleyfarm]

Indeed. If that's the best she's got, she is Fortune's own cookie.

[aiuna]

Seriously. People being polite? What's up with those assholes?

GAWD.