Don't yoo juj me and my worship at the altar of the caffeine gods!

[clockworktomato]

Over in hip_domestics, asscerbic needs a new beverage suggestion. She's cutting back on the Diet Coke, since it's all unhealthy and contributes to metabolic disorder and the like ( supposedly anyway, what with all that new research). But she still needs a way to get the caffeine directly to her veins. She can't stand iced tea, can't drink iced coffee without adding

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[curiopapercrane]

Caffeinated water.

[cygnia]

I remember trying caffeinated water once in college. I thought my heart was gonna explode after eight ounces. It had a heavy metallic taste too. :p

I'll stick to my tea and sweet poisonDiet Coke.

[curiopapercrane]

I drink a lot of this stuff called Viso, which has about 300 mg of caffeine per bottle. Once I drank three of them plus a diet pepsi in the space of about two hours. I thought my heart was going to melt. Everything felt all wobbly.

My caffeine tolerance is a bit high, I think.

[clockworktomato]

The stupid is how she goes off the deep end when someone pretty benignly asks "Why not cut back on caffeine, too." I don't care what she puts in her body, either, but calling someone sanctimonious and power mad for asking is pretty funny.

[ex_thexphial147]

The stupid is in the fact that she rejects every suggestion out of hand, and that she somehow thinks that if she gets her caffeine from a pill, she'll then not be able to drink anything.

[cynica]

Hey you!

[clockworktomato]

HAY! I know YOU! *waves* Wanna come over my place for some sanctimonious, power mad asshattery and sponge cake?

[cynica]

Don't you dare offer me any caffeine pills or I will CUT YOU.

[clockworktomato]

I need to stay hydrated! That's why I dunk my head in the toilet after I take my Vivarin! :D

[tonights]

The answer is Water Joe, people.

[toaster_no_uta]

I think it's time this country starts drinking nothing but black coffee.

Anything else supports terrorists.

[midnight_d]

I bet coffee supports terrorists too. Just sayin'.