Comments | stupid_free: The Divinyls would NOT be pleased

wholuvsya in stupid_free

The Divinyls would NOT be pleased

Jul 07, 2007 22:10

This is my first stupid and I pray you'll be gentle...I think it's at least worthy of a "wtf" and a headscratch, if not, I will accept my macros :/

I don't touch myself...neither should my child

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justreadingct July 8 2007, 03:16:18 UTC

That's stupid.

wholuvsya July 8 2007, 03:18:34 UTC

Maybe if I *were* Catholic I would understand her belief more but seriously, he's three years old, how can masturbation at this age be 'morally' wrong!?

justreadingct July 8 2007, 03:22:23 UTC

I was Catholic and I heard about the evils of masturbation in CCD. I won't go into my opinion on Catholicism here, cause I don't want 500 comments in my email box.=p

I can understand not wanting her kid to wank in public, but I don't understand how you can even think your little boy won't grow up masturbating. You can't train a person out of that, you can just make them feel insanely guilty.

lightfromlight July 8 2007, 04:02:19 UTC

No, it's only if you're pro-Catholicism that you get hate mail here.

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crushdmb July 8 2007, 03:18:25 UTC

The child is THREE and she's SPANKING him for that? I weep for that poor child and how he is going to view sex and his own body when he grows up.

wholuvsya July 8 2007, 03:19:13 UTC

no kidding! talk about screwing up a kid's self image. good lord

fleurdelista July 8 2007, 03:20:44 UTC

Oh man, I missed that part. Is she going to watch over him 24/7 to make sure he doesn't touch himself at night?

This suddenly reminds me of Family Guy, where Chris's grandfather tells him God's watching what he's doing in the bathroom.

crushdmb July 8 2007, 03:22:35 UTC

The iron is she claims that she doesn't want him to be ashamed of his body. Right. Spanking him for a perfectly natural thing, something a 3-year-old doesn't even understand on any level that it's sexual, is just awful.

After viewing her userinfo, I'm hoping for troll...

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squishy_candy July 8 2007, 03:18:26 UTC

it will make you go blind and you will grow hair on your palms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jackie July 8 2007, 03:18:34 UTC

Wow. I love this comment.

"I know males who don't [masturbate]." YOU DO??? Where are these mythical men?? Are they particularly religious? They totally shouldn't count.

jackie July 8 2007, 03:19:09 UTC

EDIT: Sorry, it's "I know many males who don't." (Emphasis mine.)

lickintoadz July 8 2007, 03:19:52 UTC

Eunichs! They're everywhere! 0_o

magdalene156 July 8 2007, 03:30:25 UTC

I was going to say that, Eunichs! ha!

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fleurdelista July 8 2007, 03:18:41 UTC

I'm sure those guys who tell her they don't masturbate really don't. And Santa Claus exists. He really does!

wholuvsya July 8 2007, 03:19:46 UTC

lol ;)

lightfromlight July 8 2007, 04:06:10 UTC

So does God!

At best, she knows men who try really hard not to masturbate, and then torture themselves with guilt when they do.

fleurdelista July 8 2007, 04:07:10 UTC

Like her kid will be if she keeps this up?

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