...well, then.

[curseangel]

My first stupid ever! :D

Over in bad_rpers_suck, we have a seriously tl;dr grudgewank post which includes the following gems (from the original post, not the comments):

I can see you are all intelligent people, but the fact remains that you all spend days, drooling infront of your computer, in your parent's basement, staring at so called "poorly written out

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[decim]

Ooh, that's a good one! Poor grammar, tiny font, hopin' for kernel-induced death...

Oh, flounce!

[quizzicalsphinx]

This commenter brings us the handy Cliff Notes version.

[noodledays]

Hah! - I always wondered if every LJ comm. has at least a token handful of sane and funny participants - further evidence that perhaps they do.

[dreaming_faerie]

Nice! Grudewank and Hakkai! And this is where the butthurt began. He's five months late!

Best part of his original profile?

Species: Hispanic/Human/X-Blade

...Did I miss a memo that hispanics became a species?

[hexmod]

Haha wtf.

[intothemorning]

He should win for the longest held grudge by a new-species Hispanic.

[tehsp0rk]

There are some GREAT macros over there.

[sassette726]

Very nice but at the same time very cold and cruel.

Ummmm... yeeaaaahhhh, not so much. What a douche. (Although if the best comeback he could muster was "I hope you get high cholesterol!" then that's pretty LOLtastic.)

[sober_panda]

I tried my best, but I made cry, anyway.