...well, then.

[curseangel]

My first stupid ever! :D

Over in bad_rpers_suck, we have a seriously tl;dr grudgewank post which includes the following gems (from the original post, not the comments):

I can see you are all intelligent people, but the fact remains that you all spend days, drooling infront of your computer, in your parent's basement, staring at so called "poorly written out

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[starfyre_dragon]

OMG. BRPS grudgewank is my very favorite kind of grudgewank. I'm totally gonna go read it now, but I just had to say that.

[curseangel]

It's so much fun, isn't it? :D

[starfyre_dragon]

And here I was, so very sad with my toothache and subsequent bout of insomnia just thinking 'I wish I could have a very entertaining stupid_free post right now.'. HAHA! You win for totally reading my mind.
I love it. It's totally gonna be epic, especially if the OP comes back and replies to everything.
I attempted to read the character bio, but when it started into block paragraphs of doom, I had to stop.

('Goku? Is that you? Who else is that over powered? NO ONE!')

I wonder what fandom that is. Looks like Teen Titans, mebbe.

[curseangel]

I'm glad to be of service! xD I've been keeping an eye out for ages for a good thread to post here, since the ones I find always seem to get snatched up by someone else first. Hee.

I hope it gets epic. It'll be hilarious. And yeah, I couldn't finish reading the bio, either.. the history. Gah.

I dunno what fandom it is.. the whole "difficulty level" thing made me think of either Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragon Ball Z, or a really bad fighter video game. His techniques just... made me sigh. A lot. D:

Re: *insert cheesy superhero music here*

[quizzicalsphinx]

You know, I was on the phone with my sister-in-law when I read your comment, leading to my ending a sentence with "Yeah, we're both going to be off work that weekend so I think we OH MY GOD ::choke:: BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

[sassette726]

Chosen Hero for EVERYONE! Only not this week, because he's got a bad case of shingles.

[irreparable]

You, Sir/Madam, win an internets. Congratulations.

[sinwithagrin]

Ahaha FTW.

You Win

[intothemorning]

Mwahahaha that was exactly my thought. He's a little old to be still in his parents' basement posting bad RP profiles...

[foolshavepride]

you did an awesome first post ^^

I bring gift for dumbass guy:

[zombieroadtrip]

Hahaha, oh wow.

[jo_fitz]

Every time I see your icon all I can think of is 'boobies!' It gets the point across very well xD